Where to purchase

Scroll down to the Box relating to what book you would like, and follow the instructions to pay by Paypal/Card.

Standard Rate for a single copy towithin the UK is £2.99.

Standard Rate International postage and packing for a single copy:

USA – £7.00; Canada – £7.00; Australia/New Zealand – £7.80; Hong Kong/Asia – £7.80; South Africa – £7.10; Europe – £5.00.

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A Storm in Any Port

If you do, travel around the Western Isles of Scotland and Hong Kong with Skipper Zander and his motley crew of well-meaning, overgrown schoolboys as they bumble through a voyage punctuated by misunderstandings and laced with catastrophes. At an age when they should know better, Zander and his crew of tearaways get involved in laughable encounters with the law, the SAS, moonshiners, poachers, highland games’ athletes, drunken honeymooners and sharks both in and out of the water. Special Offer – Save £4 on RRP. Post and Packing is included in the price below, for UK and Islands – £5.00 for the Book and 2nd class postage at £3.00 = £8.00 total



More Ports More Storms – On sale from November 1st 2020

Travelling on a number of yachts, inflatables, rowing boats and a cruise liner, Zander and his gang of miscreants rub shoulders with; Kamikaze seagulls, head hunters, paratroopers, a dead fisherman, the Loch Ness Monster, ships’ pipers, terrorists, Oil Sheiks, a Clan chief, a Spanish Armada Galleon, Japanese tourists and a North African President. Post and Packing is included in the price below, for UK and Islands – £9.00 for the Book and 2nd class postage at £3.00 = £12 total


If you intend on buying more than one book, please get in touch with me, so that we can adjust the P & P for your purchase. Postage for 2 books including packaging is £4.00 second class. More copies, can be sent out, so please get in touch before ordering. We offer good discounts and rates.

If you want to pay by cheque, email us at johnnyjonesbooks@gmail.com and details will be forwarded on how best to proceed.

Books can also be purchased in person from the following outlets.

  • Corner Shop, 59 Craigcrook Road, Blackhall, Edinburgh, EH4 3PH – Tel: 0131 332 4626
  • Edinburgh Sports Club, 7 Belford Place, Edinburgh, EH4 3DH
  • Connoisseur Travel Services Ltd. 38 Silverknowes Rd, Edinburgh EH4 5LF

East Lothian

  • Kesley’s Bookshop, 63 Market St, Haddington EH41 3JG, 01620 826725 – Book 1 only at present



A Storm in Any Port is available on Amazon Kindle Store, priced at £3.60. The link for Book 1 can be found by clicking Here

More Ports More Storms is also available on Kindle priced £3.40, from November 19th. Click Here

Books may take a little longer than usual to arrive due to the COVID -19 restrictions in place, dependent on where in the world you are, but we will do everything we can to get books out as soon as payment is received. They will arrive in strong cardboard book boxes.

Packaging will look like this: